College Partying

College Partying

I just started college orientation
My classes begin on Monday
I have not been to any real college parties yet
If you're like me, you love the smell of mildewed beer in the morning
that smell after a college party with 4 kegs of Natural Light or Milwaukee's best
College is a big milestone in your life and you need a way to celebrate it
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The goal is simple, score hookup partners.
the graduate students involved with the research say they feel college parties could be getting even sexier — and less inhibited
The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy party theme props
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couple of weeks back at college and we're back to the party days! woop! woop!
Party Thru College gives a humorous look at college party life and the “art” of screwing up
19 to party and 21 to drink
It's easy to argue that the keg still stands as the sad symbol of the American college party
Keg stands and drunken brawls may not be unusual sights in college towns, but a group of students has brought the party
Date Rape: College's Dirty Secret
you must understand that partying and getting drunk are synonymous to a college student
Once the school year started again, I went to a college party. I drank a lot that night, to help get through missing my classmates
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Mercedes problems

This was the story I wrote in class, it might not be great, but no one ever promised you it would be. Here it is:
In a dark and cold room, I awoke to a man pacing back and forth. He was mumbling to himself about how he shouldn’t have done it and how he shouldn’t have over reacted. I then began to wake up more and noticed blood on the bed next to me; I freaked out! I thought I had died! I thought I had been stabbed! What was going on?! I jumped up and realizing I am obviously still alive, but I notice a body covered in blood on the floor next to the bed. It was a woman who we had been talking to the night before. I couldn’t remember how we began talking to her or how we got into this room. Then suddenly I remembered; my friends and I had decided to hang out and this must have been what happened. I can’t remember any of the night! All I can remember is doing shots in the hotel room and then I blacked out. What did I do to get here? Why was my friend covered in blood and a woman dead on the floor? What was I going to do to get out of here? I quickly grabbed my friend and ran out of the house. My Mercedes was sitting in the lot. Why the hell was my $100,000 car here? Did we drive it drunk? As I walked closer to it I began to worry more and more about what we did to it. As soon as I got close enough I saw all the scratches and dents; the hood was also popped for some reason. I guess we tried to do some late night engine work. I hope not, because we probably messed some shit up bad. Anyway, I didn’t care anymore; I would fix the body later. I threw my friend in the car and threw all the beer out; just in time to hear the police sirens. I jumped in the car myself. I tried to hit the start button and the car wouldn’t recognize the key was in the car. Was the key in the car? I had no idea where I could be otherwise; I searched my pockets. When I couldn’t find it I ran back inside to discover the key was on the end table with both my wallet and receipts. I quickly ran outside and jump in the car and drove off before the sirens got to close. I managed to make it down the street and around the corner, but I knew the cops would be looking for me. I began to drive toward my home when I happen to break down on the highway. With both my friend covered in blood and both of us still drug off our asses, a cop pulls up with his lights on to help us because we have broken down. The cop helped us get out car over by keeping traffic back and once he had us to the side I knew he was going to arrest us for DUI, so I decided I had to do something. I would back up into his car and pin him while he was walking around the car. I knew my transmission was out in drive, but I hoped I would still have reverse. So I gassed it and realized my car only had reverse, so I kept going in reverse until I cleared the car and cop and fled backwards. I ended up making it home and ditching the car off a mountain b/c who need such an expensive car anyway, all u do is worry about scratches and dents and how u might mess it up. So I had to explain to my wife where the Mercedes went, and I told her it was just having too many problems and I couldn’t keep it. She’ll never know what really happen that Friday night, but I will always remember those few parts I wasn’t blacked out for.

DAS BOOT!

So recently I watched the movie Beerfest and I thought it was kind of funny about the whole story of training to drink and how the big deal was drinking from the boot. Well my birthday was this weekend and for my birthday my best friend got me a glass boot to drink from! :) I haven’t drunk from it yet, but I plan to drink from it soon and maybe we will get a second to make it a challenge/game. So my birthday was this weekend but we r going to celebrate it next weekend. We are going to go out as a group of guys and have a night in WV. :) and we r probably going to have a little other fun once we get back from our night out. But since we didn’t go out on my birthday we decided to at least do something fun to pass the time. So we went bowling of in the break zone. When we got there it was like 845 and we wanted to get the lane for the night, so they let us have a pool table for free while we waited. We ended up playing 2 games on that and then went over and played 2 games of bowling. The 1st game of bowling was played like normal, aiming for the highest score. But for the second game a friend of ours suggested we put the bumpers up and play for the lowest score. That was probably the most fun game ever. Everyone was trying so hard to not knock the pins down, but people ended up getting more strikes and spares when they were trying not to hit the pins, then where they were trying to do well. After we played from 9 until about 11, we left and went to hit up DX. The hall I live on has an addiction to DX late night runs. We seem to go a lot throughout the week. Most nights we go. I typically get the corn dogs and a chicken sandwich when I go. Oh, and of course 3 choc milks. The joys of having food available until 2 am :)

I. Hate. Physics.

Why is my physics teacher so retarded? I absolutely cannot stand my physics teacher. It is probably because the way he likes to teach is not how I learn best. He likes to move through material so fast. He doesn’t even teach us the material. He just expects us to already know it once we get to class. He sends out an email and says “know this material by tomorrow”. I don’t learn well from just reading or teaching myself. I could learn so much more it he would just teach it in class. I wouldn’t even need a textbook then. I learn when people tell me about something, not when I read about it myself. I am not going to say who I have, but I will say who I wish I had. I wish I has chang. His classes are actually learning because he goes through the material and tries to teach the kids. he is a professor for the right reason. My professor is only here because he is valuable for research to the university but cannot teach worth a crap. I learned recently that he is on probation for being a teacher. Aka they are not going to have him teach next year because so many of his kids fail and don’t do well. One thing he does to fix that is that he curves a lot of the grades. That is something that pisses me off, because if people aren’t learning, they y should we get the good grades or get credit like we did do a good job. I mean I like good grades and all, but not for something when I haven’t shit. It just annoying to me to think people get credit for this and don’t actually do what they need to. I think I am just mad at this because everyone I know got a good teacher, and I got fucked over. It is just really annoying and now I have to find people to study with because his tests are going to be different then everyone else I know. I don’t really like my classes this semester, but I just have to get through it to move on to better classes next semester. I hope I have someone better for physics next semester.